DONALD TRUMP

President of USA

Résumé

— I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. * Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney ― I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney. Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest ― and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.

Experience

NOW

  • 2017

    Became 45th president of the United States

Recent

  • Won election race with 77 votes more than Clinton, yippe-kee-yay!

  • Became the most important Republican nominating for presidential election run

  • Changed my mind and became Republican again

  • Started Trump University with Michael Sexton and Jonathan Spitalny: no grades, certificates and other bureaucracy, but program offered courses in real estate, asset management entrepreneurship, and wealth creation. 98% students gave positive reviews while studying, however some of these ungrateful gringos filed lawsuits against Trump University after the course. I had to pay $25 million to settle that...

  • Acquired the former Hotel Delmonico, which was renovated and reopened in 2004 as the Trump Park Avenue. I sure do like my surname!

  • Completed Trump World Tower and joined the Democratic Party

  • Started buying golf courses. They are very cheap, I have 18 of them now in USA and abroad! Also switched to the Reform Party that year

  • Began a multi-building development along the Hudson River, which was named Trump Place. Me and the other investors sold our shares for $1.8 billion and that was then the biggest residential sale in the history of New York City

  • Acquired the Bank of Manhattan Trust Building, which was a vacant seventy-one story skyscraper on Wall Street. After an extensive renovation, the high-rise was renamed the Trump Building

  • Refurbished the Gulf and Western Building on Columbus Circle, turned it into a 44-story luxury property known as Trump International Hotel and Tower

  • Ran a second hand airline called Trump Shuttle. What a waste of money, I had to sell it, now it is American Airlines Shuttle, btw

  • Learned about Tour de France and decided to hold my very own Tour de Trump. Is America not great enough for that cycling competition?

  • Acquired the Plaza Hotel in Manhattan for $407 million, invested $50 million to restore the building and boosted it from three-star to four-star hotel (I called it "the Mona Lisa" and sold it for a lot of cash in 1995)

  • Registered as a Republican


PERSONAL LIFE

  • 2006

    Melania gained United States citizenship and gave birth to our son, Barron

  • 2005

    Married her

  • 1998

    Met my future third wife, Melania Knauss

  • 1999

    Divorced Marla ¯_(ツ)_/¯

MEDIA CAREER

  • 2019

    Was awarded Worst Actor and Worst Screen Combo at Golden Raspberry Awards for parts in "Death of a Nation" and "Fahrenheit 11/9"

  • 2015

    Published a book "Crippled America: How to Make America Great Again"

  • 2011

    Published a book "Time to Get Tough: Making America #1 Again" in coauthorship with Wynton Hall, Peter Schweizer and Meredith McIver

  • 2011

    Published a book "Midas Touch: Why Some Entrepreneurs Get Rich – And Why Most Don't" in coauthorship with Robert Kiyosaki

Languages

🇷🇺 РУССКИЙ 🇺🇸 ENGLISH

Skills

NEGOTIATING COUNTING REMODELING WRITING ACING SINGING REPORTING INCORPORATING SELLING ADVERTISING HOSTING COMPETING TWITTING PARENTING GAMBLING DATING SUING ORGANIZING FUNDING DEBATING ADVISING PRESBYTERIANING

Character

ADJUSTED CALM AMBITIOUS COMPETITIVE SOCIABLE DIRECT HOSTILE CARELESS IGNORANT INQUISITIVE BOLD CONFIDENT MISCHIEVOUS CHARMING INTERESTING DARING COLORFUL LAZY SELF-PROMOTING

Likes😃

BILLIONS FILET-O-FISH BIG MAC CHINA QUARTER POUNDER DIET COKE TARIFFS BIBLE ARTOF DEAL PATRIOTS BEAUTIFUL MODELS GOLD REAL ESTATE WAR PROTESTERS CONSTRUCTION RUSSIANS BANKS SPORTS WOMEN MEXICO RED HAT KOREANS GOLF EVERYBODY [1] [2]

Dislikes😞

DOGS MEDIA CNN GERMANS MEXICANS IMMIGRANTS SHITHOLE COUNTRIES UNATTRACTIVE WOMEN BLACKS SUSHI HOT-DOGS ALCOHOL FRUIT CHRISTMAS PARTIES LIBERALS

Wants🥺

BE HEALTHY GROW A TREE BUILD TRUMP AIRPORT HAVE A TASTE DO A HARLEM SHAKE IN CONGRESS TO GOLF MORE OFTEN WIN ALL THE COURT SUITS

Education

  • 2011

    Asked friends who are prominent and wealthy alumni of the New York Military Academy to secure my academic records so they could not be seen by anyone, never!

  • 1966

    Transferred to the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania and graduated in May 1968 with a B.S. in economics

  • 1964

    Started studying in Fordham University

  • 1959

    Enrolled in the New York Military Academy, a private boarding school, after my parents discovered I made frequent trips into Manhattan without their permission

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